sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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