My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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