Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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