You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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