i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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