Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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