My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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