my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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