Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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