it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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