do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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