I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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