Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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