just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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