Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
The air taste purple.
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