Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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