well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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