Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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