Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
