I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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