I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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