Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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