She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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