It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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