I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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