I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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