I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Me too!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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