i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Randomize
