hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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