Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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