Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
