yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
