do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
