dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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