and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
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