Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize