She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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