chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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