would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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