He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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