YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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