Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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