shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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