My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Randomize
