i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize