The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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