Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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