Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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