we should wear snuggies to the strip club
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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