All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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