careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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