Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Farmville is her only friend.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize