what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
