I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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