So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
