This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
