i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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